Monday, November 01, 2010


A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

How do you know that the cat was dead? she asked him.

Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move. answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT?! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

You know, explained the boy, I leaned over and went Pssst! And it didn’t move.


Blogger anneland22 said...

Laughing a lot!

11:34 AM, November 01, 2010  
Blogger Charity said...

Hahaha, you gave both Stuart & I a chuckle this morning! :o)

12:54 PM, November 01, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!

6:22 AM, November 02, 2010  

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