Friday Funny
"How the fight started"
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed at life that stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . and that's when the fight started .
knitting a baby sweater, back soon.
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed at life that stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . and that's when the fight started .
knitting a baby sweater, back soon.
Labels: funny
5 Comments:
lol...I've seen that one before. Thanks for the smile. :~)
Can't wait to see the baby sweater.
Ha ha ha. Took me a sec, I have to admit (I'm hopped up on painkillers, you have to forgive me). Are you still spinning Goth Princess? How's it going with the locks?
Thanks for the chuckle :-)
Oh honey. Seriously, for a split second, I thought you really did this. And I was laughing but not wanting to...then I realized it was a joke, and I laughed out loud.
now i totally *would* have said it. when i got pulled over last week for barely touching the white line, going down a twisty winding canyon road, the officer asked if i had been drinking or if i was tired. "im the mother of a teenager, i am always tired."
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