Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Funny

Jen's kitty needs glasses....

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Wordless Wednesday- Family Talents

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wordless Wednesday

Friday, August 06, 2010

Friday Funny

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

"I am your Evil Overlord. Fear Me"


Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Wordless Wednesday- Old and New

Monday, August 02, 2010

Birthday Yarn

Noolie sent me a skein of Great Northern Yarns 70% Mink 30% cashmere yarn for my birthday in June and I immediately began scouring Ravelry for the perfect pattern to use up every last yummy morsel.
I finally decided on Lacy Baktus.

This is the softest most delicious yarn evah'!
The pattern is quick and easy and now I have an awesome scarf to wear as soon as the weather turns back to coolness (0h Please God, let it cool down soon!)

The girls (2 cuties that I've been babysitting this summer) had a good time modeling and there was a slight struggle for scarf ownership, but I traded some cookies to get it back safe and sound ;)

I need to get some more of this yarn!

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