Monday, November 01, 2010


A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

How do you know that the cat was dead? she asked him.

Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move. answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT?! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

You know, explained the boy, I leaned over and went Pssst! And it didn’t move.